Cheesy Chat Up Lines

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“Hey that guy over there..>>point to a random guy<< told me to come over to you and say you look fit and would like to get your number but I think you should give it to me instead cause I think you are breathless".
James King, 27, New York.

Walk up to a girl and start with "I guess you're going to think I'm trying to chat you up now?"- This one really disarms the women!
I've lost my number. Can I have yours? (That worked)
“Hi, you'll do" (That worked as a joke- as a dare in fact. Then I got punched. Not recommended).
As you walk past a woman, squeeze her butt and when they turn around you say ‘is this seat taken'?
Do you believe in love at first sight? Because if not, I can walk past you again!'
“Hello. Let's not kid ourselves. Shall we talk in person or continue undressing each other silently from across the room?''
Mad Hatter, 24, Winchester.

“Girls at a table. One or more empty chairs. You put your hand on the back of an empty chair and ask if the chair is taken (as if to take it away), when told that it is free you sit down, flash a cheeky smile and say ‘brilliant, my name's…. and hold your hand out to shake and introduce yourself properly. But remember YOU must go to shake the ugliest girls hand at the table first. Very important. Works every time!
Leonardo, 27, Greece.

“What's sexy and hums?" Then hum-I got a smile out of that one.
“Do you have a mirror in your knickers?'' The girl says no!! You respond “oh cause I can see myself in them later".
“Do you want a drink?" if she says yes you say “it's going to cost you your number"-This only worked once before I was happily married.
Jimmy Green, 28, Croydon.

“Do you want to go halves on a bastard?"
Ben Stiller, 28, Crawley.

“I bet your last name must be Jacobs? Because I think you’re a real cracker”.
“Your name must be Gilette? The best a man can get”.
“If you were my homework I’d be doing you right now all over my desk!”
Mr Casanove, 29, Manchester.

“Hi I was just curious because I saw you noticing me, so I’m just given you a notice that I noticed you after you noticed me”.

“Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then?”
“I may not be Fred Flintstone but I know I could make your BedRock”.
David Smith, 25, London